How Many Dogs . . .

Contributed and shared by AbbiesMom and Fudgie

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got ourwhole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not upto code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Bichon Frise--- Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light! bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd -- I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. (Sounds like a German stall)

Maltese -- What? Why are asking me? I don't do light bulbs.

Lab: I wanna help. I wanna help. Please, please, please, I beg you!

Newfoundland: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: Well, while it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Irish Setter: Huh?

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Mastiff: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Irish Wolfhound -- Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a lightbulb.

Bassett Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz ... Zzzzzzzzzz...

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.